Oh yeah, now we’re talking! Sweet sweet imported Beer! Mmmhmm!
Okay I hate to break it to ya but it’s not real beer in those cans. But don’t fret, what’s inside is actually much better! Yeah I hear you back there, nothing is better then beer?
You know what’s better then beer?
The answer is pussy, pussy and pussy or in this case pussy in a can if you wanna get all anal about it (who wouldn’t)!
It’s early April 2010 and the guys over at ILF are working harder then ever bringing out new and improved Fleshlight products to serve the rising demand for male masturbation toys. The new line of cheaper Fleshlights are called Sex-in-a-Can (SIAC)
These are the 3 new additions:
O’Doyle’s Stout: Never get unlucky again
The Irish O’ Doyle Stout comes with the Mini-Forbidden Texture and the anal orifice.
“Wow, I’m speechless! I came so hard in this thing and after I adjusted the suction intensity it felt like it was fucking me by itself. This is definitely my favorite so far but I’ve yet to try out the Swallow texture.”
Sukit Draft: Never ending happy endings
The Asian beer can comes with the Mini-Swallow Texture and a mouth orifice.
First time Fleshlight users says:
“MINI SWALLOW MINI SWALLOW MINI SWALLOW MINI SWALLOW MINI SWALLOW MINI SWALLOW MINI SWALLOW MINI SWALLOW
I am so happy right now i cant even describe it… well done ILF”
Lady Lager: Southern hospitality in a can
The classic Lady Lager is fitted with the Mini-Lotus (vagina imitation) and a pussy hole.
“Tighter then the original lotus but it feels just as realistic. The ridges feels so good rubbing against my glans that I came, twice!”
I personally recommend the Sex In A Can™ – Sukit Draft
The Mini-Swallow texture is just too good to miss out on. It does a fantastic job simulating a blowjob (no pun intended). For 40 bucks how can you possibly say no?
If you are having trouble to decide which one to get, you can pick up all three at a discount rate of $99.95 and take advantage of the Free shipping while you’re at it.