Update: The new green limited Fleshlights are up for sale now!
Saint Patrick’s Day is coming up soon so that must mean that it’s march already!
The days go by lightning fast this time a year.
Anyways, for most of us St Patricks day means lots of partying, drinking lots green beer, watching water turn green and seeing tons of people in silly green outfits. If you are lucky you’ll even get to see some hot chick flash her tits which may or may not be green.
So why I’m I bringing up St Patty’s day on a blog about adult sex toys?
Well, a package of green fleshlight sleeves was spotted in the ILF lab a couple of days ago.
Really? A leprechaun pussy?
Wait there are no female leprechaun right?
I remember reading about green fairies when I was little. So it has to be some kinda promotion for that.
I don’t know what the sleeve texture is going to be yet and I’m having a hard time trying wrap my head around this whole green fleshlight concept.
But sure green Fairy fleshlights… ok why not!
Wait, stop the presses!
I just checked the Fleshlight store and it looks like the product is out!
If you’re a fan of the original Fleshlight Lady, then this is your lucky day! The Original Lady Fleshlight is available for a Limited Time in green sleeve color with a gold case and Cyclone inner texture. Whether this is your first Fleshlight experience or you’re a seasoned connoisseur, you’ll want to pick one of these up now, because after March 31, they’re gone for good!
So those look pretty cool actually. Especially the O’Doyle’s Stout, this is the first fleshlight with the mini forbidden anal texture. That’s the same texture that comes with Jenna Haze’s fleshlight. So if you are into tight little holes, be sure to grab one before they run out of stock!
See Fleshlight.com for more details.
Happy Saint Patricks to ye!