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Scary Halloween Themed Sex Toys

October 29, 2010

Halloween is coming up soon so I went and looked for Halloween related sex toys. As it turns out there are a lot of people making their own homemade sex toys out of pumpkins. Some people say that pumpkin pie tastes like pussy (pussy is the new chicken apparently) but I don’t know if I ever go as far and build a Fleshlight out of pumpkin seeds and pumpkin goo because of that.

Halloween and Horror Fleshlight Sex Toys:

Zombie Fleshlight:
Zombie Fleshlight
I give you the Zombie Fleshlight. Rotten flesh at it’s finest. You wouldn’t turn down a night with the living dead would you? By the way, if you have sex with a Zombie does that make you a Necrophile?

Jason Voorhees Fleshlight Friday the 13th Sex Toy:
Jason Voorhees Fleshlight
Check out the new Jason Voorhees chastity belt Fleshlight. It doesn’t just serve as a cock blocker it actually chops it right off if you get too close so be careful!

These are some of the most fucked up sex toys I have ever seen. Straight from the fallout of the Soviet wasteland I give you, the Chernobyl Pussy(?) and the Diablita Rosemarys Freakbaby.
Sex toy with multiple vaginas
Diablita Rosemarys Freakbaby sex toy

And here’s the reason why I’m never going to eat pumpkin again! I present the pumpkin sybian and the pumpkin Fleshlight stroker. Yeah… This is what happens when the home improvement guys smoke weed and drink too much whiskey. But hey, if you feel like you want to build your own pumpkin Fleshlight be my guest I’m not going to stop you! Good luck!

Build a pumpkin dildo sybian

Homemade Pumpkin Fleshlight

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