Want to know learn how to correctly measure your penis and how to calculate the exact measurements South Park style? In last weeks South Park episode T.M.I (S1504) Randy Marsh explained the correct and only way to find out your true penis size.
You see the U.S Surgeon General have been measuring dicks, penises and cocks the incorrect way for decades! Here is how to correctly measure your penis size South Park style:
Randy Marsh – Correct Penis Size Formula
To calculate the correct adjusted penis size (T.M.I) you need to follow this formula:
“Length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared”
In order to measure your penis using this formula you are going to need a scale and protractor.
If you have an 4 inch long penis you just extended it by 2 inches by using Randy Marsh penis size formula. Now who said going to math class wouldn’t pay dividend in the future!