The million dollars that Huge Heffner’s Playboy offered Lindsay Lohan for a couple of nude pictures pales in comparison to the $1 million dollar offer from Steve Shubin, CEO of Fleshlight company.
Dear Ms. Lohan:
We would very much like to invite you to become one of our Fleshlight Girls. Fleshlight is the #1 selling male sex toy for men, and becoming one of our Fleshlight Girls means you would be joining an exclusive club. Should you decide to join this club, we would offer you up to $1 million dollars for molds of your mouth, vagina, and butt. We hope you will give our offer serious consideration and that you will contact us at your earliest convenience.
Is The Lindsay Lohan Fleshlight Real?
I couldn’t care less about a bunch of photoshopped nude Playboy photos of Lindsay Lohan but a custom molded Fleshlight made from her mouth, butt and pussy that is something that I could get behind! All that needs to happen is for Lindsay to accept the offer so they can start to mass produce her Fleshlight Vagina.
I can’t think of a better way for her to tell the world to go fuck themselves then to have a rubber vagina made in her likeness for sale. I think the Lindsay Lohan Fleshlight would sell like crazy, what do you think?
Lindsay Lohan Nude Lesbian Video (Machete)
Would you buy a Lindsay Lohan Fleshlight? Or would you prefer to have a Fleshlight made out of an other hollywood celebrity?