If only there was a way for guys to have sex with their favorite female celebrities. A way that doesn’t include stalking, kidnapping or alternative universes.
Well, you can always build your own celebrity Fleshlight model!
You are going to need a life size cardboard cutout (from partystands.com), duct tape and a Fleshlight. You are also going to need a creepy personality and / or a twisted perverted mind. Here is a list of the most popular celebrity hollywood Fleshlight requests.
Celebrity Fleshlight Top 3 List:
1. Lady Gaga The Mystery Blowjob Fleshlight
You never know what you are gonna get when you are dealing with Lady Gaga. Who has the balls to find out what the Lady Gaga Fleshlight has to offer? Will she bite your dick off or give you an amazing blowjob?
2. Angelina Jolie Mouth Fleshlight
Angelina Jolie has the sexiest blowjob lips in all of Hollywood. Many men would sacrifice their left nut to have Mrs Jolie go down on them. The rest of us would settle for a Angelina Jolie Fleshlight. Sadly no such thing exists… yet!
3. Madonna Hot Milf Fleshlight
There are no Milf Fleshlight out there to buy but I know a lot of people that would die for a mature milf model to do her own Fleshlight. So I give you the Madonna Fleshlight ala Anal. Madonna is considered by most to be number one on the Sexy Milf list so she is a naturally the best candidate for the Milf Fleshlight.
Jay Leno The Old Fart Fleshlight
Screw Leno the right way by feeding him your dick but watch out for the chin chin. Finish on his forehead and make Coco proud!
Yoda’s wifes Fleshlight
Oh isn’t Yoda’s wife hot! The snake like pattern on her dry alien skin really turns me on! I hope Yoda doesn’t come home and find us both in bed together!
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