What is a fleshlight?
- Shaped like a flashlight, but you have sex with it. Made for male masturbation.
- The top selling male masturbation tool. It consists of an outside case which is shaped like a large flashlight, and a inner insert which comes in a variety of colors, orifices, and internal textures & ribbing styles.
- An incredible highly recommended male’s sex toy that really DOES feel like the real thing. It never has a headache, you can’t get it pregnant, it’s never that time of the month, it’s always in the mood, doesn’t gripe at you for leaving the toilet seat up, doesn’t nag you for leaving your underwear on the floor, doesn’t care if you’ll respect it in the morning, doesn’t need to cuddle afterwards, doesn’t care if you bring home another girl, it can’t give you crabs or the clap, and you don’t have to worry about it divorcing you and ripping your testicles off through your wallet. If only it could cook, do dishes, and iron, women would be out of business. 😉
- A sex toy for men that comes in four parts: a sturdy plastic case shaped like a flashlight, a end cap to control suction, a lid to close the fleshlight when not in use and the insert itself. The insert feels like those gooey toy things that stick to surfaces and come in 25 cent bulk vending machines.
- A sex toy used to replicate a vagina. A fleshlight is intended to stimulate the penis into an orgasm. A fleshlight has the same use to a male as a Dildo has to a female.
- Competition for women, feels amazing usually because even if it get loose you can always buy another one. And it comes in three different forms – anal, vagina and blowjob!