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Chinese Sperm Collection Machine

May 4, 2011

Did you miss out on the “China International Medical Equipment Fair” at Shenzhen this weekend? They had some awesome stuff there such as the Sperm Collecting Machine AKA the Megaton Fleshlight!

sperm collection device

In China they apparently got machines that jerks you off and collect your semen for the sperm banks! You can controlled the intensity and suction of the machine yourself via the monitor and control interface.

I never thought the day where you could get herpes, gonorrhea and AIDS from a robot would come but thanks to the Chinese that is now possible!

Video of the Chinese Sperm Collector

Here are the specs (via ozsoapbox)

“Specifications: The sperm collector can simulate women vaginas movement, get axenic semen without harm through vision,audio,touching stimulation.
The sperm collector can simulate the movement of women vaginas as that of sexual intercourse. Through vision, audio, touching stimulation, it can give patients very comfortable feeling and easy for them to get excited. Thus, it can collect the semen rapidly and successfully.
Premature ejaculation desensitization training, to reduce the sensitivity of penis and glans, increase the sensitive threshold of ejaculation by stimulating penis repeatedly, so as to lengthen the time of ejaculation and reach the aim of curing premature ejaculation.”

semen collection machine

It costs $3000 dollar and I guess they are taking orders. Who’s buying one?

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  1. angelo fap says

    April 25, 2013 at 5:18 pm

    lol me of course

    Reply
  2. Wankomaster says

    July 15, 2015 at 3:49 am

    Every household ought to have one of this.

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