Yes it’s true.
A couple of years ago a blue alien fleshlight pussy was produced.
It didn’t really catch on though. The public clearly wasn’t ready for intergalactic sex at the time.
Times have changed and the man responsible for that change is James Cameron. His master piece Avatar took the world by storm, crushing all competition at the box office!
But it also crushed hearts, millions of nerd hearts. They are now jerking off in their rooms to pictures of the Navi people knowing that they will never get the chance to dive into that magical blue cave!
These people desperately needs this product to come back to market.
Save them from their agony – Bring them back the blue light!
I created a website dedicated to the Alien Fleshlight @ AlienFleshlight.com where I have uploaded tons of sexy Navi / Avatar pictures. There is also a quick little review of the Alien Fleshlight up on that site.
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Would you like a Vampire Fleshlight À la New Moon while you wait?
Loading ...Watch the video to see what one lucky boy or girl won the other day:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_90ncM4Nb4
Link to Fleshlight Store
Link to a “How to Photoshop yourself into a Navi”
PS:
While we are on the topic of Aliens.
I’m sure alot of you have seen the new Star Trek movie (excellent film imo) but have you heard about Star Trix?
Yup, that’s right. Star Trix!
The amount of creativity flowing through those Porn Directors veins is truly amazing.
You can check out screenshots here & video samples here.
Enjoy!
Energize!
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