As you should know by now I’m a big fan of the Fleshlight, it’s my favorite sex toy masturbator by far but I have also looked into other sex toys and there is some really weird looking products out there. Some sex toys are seriously creepy! The bloody tampon stroker, the tiny body and the Yukachan sex doll are pretty freaky. If you saw your neighbor with one of those sex toys you would probably shit your pants and maybe even call the cops. You would probably never invite him for coffee again, that’s for sure.
Seriously? What the hell is this thing? A Block of Pussy
Super Creepy Japanese “infant” Sex Toy
3-in-1 Masturbator TEEN, MILF and GILF
Mr. Jack Moustache Mouth Sex Toy
Bleeding Tampon Pussy Stroker (somebody please call the creep-police!)
Hammer Holder For Your Sex Toy of Choice
A Fisting Sex Toy: Need a hand?
The number one on the creep list has to be the Real Sex Dolls from kanojotoys.com
Real Doll Video:
More pictures of creepy and bizarre sex toys:
Just imagine all the embarrassing accidents you could end up in when using some of these sex toys. “Help, I got a wallaby dick stuck up my ass! No no no it’s not alive. I mean it’s not dead either it’s a just a sex toy!”
I don’t know if anyone buys these sex toys, they make great gag gifts but I dunno if someone actually uses them on a regular basis. Like, who buys and uses the Mr Jack Mustache, how could you live with yourself after fucking that thing? LOL 😀